photo by Anthony Musick
Pop is the Noise and the Noise Goes Pop

by d.a. johnston

For the 13th year in a row Noise Pop came to town. You may have noticed the multi-page spreads in the weeklies, Johanna Newsome on the cover of the Guardian, lines of boys and girls outside of all the venues around the city, full busses cruising the streets late-night carrying rockers home after their musical adventures. If you haven’t heard of Noise Pop most likely you have been living under a rock. I was terribly excited to have the opportunity to go to a number of shows throughout the week of February 22nd-the 28th. Below are some of the sordid details. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent.

Day One:
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, the Joggers, Communiqué, and the Herms:
Great American Music Hall

After work I headed over the Edinburgh Castle to meet Corrie and Jennell for a pint and fish and chips pre-show. Corrie had been waiting quite a while by the time I arrived, we gathered supplies and set a jukebox rotation, the Cure, Wire, Joy Division, among other favorites helped us pass the time while we waited for Jennell and our pub food. Tuesday night is trivia night at the castle and once that started the music died and the lights got brighter, it was our cue to move along. Stopping at a corner store along the way, I was accused of purchasing “Protestant sympathizer” whiskey. I explained to my friend, that they didn’t have what I required, and I was adapting to my surroundings. He seemed slightly amused and glanced at me sideways. And with that I was off to wait in the excruciatingly long line to get my tickets. Someone came out to gather people on the Jogger’s guest list, Corrie and Jennell ditched me and were escorted right inside. I waited and sipped for 20 or so minutes until I got up to the window. Ticketed, stamped, ID checked and I was in. Alcohol promotion right off the bat for some $4 shot at the bar, promising yo-yo’s, t-shirts, and hats for my kind input regarding my opinion on their drink. I smiled and went to get a ginger ale, at the end of the Jogger’s energetic set I found my girls and we were off to stakeout a post. Communiqué took the stage and all I could do was look at the guitar player on the right and marvel at how he looked like Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

photo by Anthony Musick
There was a thick cloud of smoke a few heads into the crowd and the hall was starting to expand. 90’s pub rock spiraling around me, I wanted to get a view and a seat, I had been standing all day. We found Corrie’s cousin from the Joggers and geeked out a while at the merch table. She had found an article about LCD Soundsystem in some magazine and the girl was wearing a Joggers shirt. He laughed and said, “I have no idea who these people even are!” I bought a pink shirt, much to my surprise, with the cute Noise Pop bunny on it and we went upstairs to find a seat. Ted Leo and the Pharmacists took the stage, and all of a sudden there was the smell of play-doh in the air from an unknown source. Leo was quite a clean-shaven lad and his two cohorts were looking a little like Will Oldham. I have to admit I was never terribly excited about their music before, but the live show was excellent. There seemed a distinct segregation in the crowd, those who knew the words and those who didn’t. Packed at the front of the stage was a line of girls looking like they had better things to do, and I marveled at this. And as the week progressed I would find a great number of such ambivalent concert-goers. One girl in particular continued to piss me off, she looked angry and tight, her face scrunched sinister, no movement in her body at all, staring a hole straight through Ted Leo. She continued to fold her arms and gaze menacingly, occasionally checking her text messages while the cute Asian boy next to her played tambourine through a spastic song or two.

She seemed terribly bothered and I was tempted to chuck my Heineken bottle at her head. Jennell was amused by my affectation, but feared I might hit someone actually enjoying themselves. I showed great restraint by not giving into more base, reactionary, animal instincts. A surprising cover of the Yeah Yeah Yeah “Maps” was perhaps the most beautiful point of the evening, I needed something to calm me down. I couldn’t help but look at the blonde girl who was my personal road-block to witnessing this great show. One of the promotional ladies came up to us and asked us if we tried the shot. No. She gave us yo-yo’s anyways. They light up if you hurl them away from you fast enough. Ted Leo said “what’s been holding you mother fuckers back so long?” after an explosion of applause. Regardless of the visual blocks to enjoying the show, I was quite impressed, indeed. We continued on like rock stars, hopping in a cab and heading to Delirium on 16th street where our friend Aaron was spinning. We drank and danced the night away, and the first night of Noise Pop went down like it was the last blow-out night.


Day Two:
Mates of State, Aqueduct, Smoosh, Still Flyin’: Slim’s

Wednesday was supposed to find me at the Mates of State show at Slims, a much discussed teen-band Smoosh was to open for them. My friend Kym had arrived from Portland and convinced me that Osento was calling, and I could not say no. A day to take care of my body and my mind, a soak and a steam and I was raging for the rest of the week. This was of course, after a sort of howling at the full moon from a mission roof top. . .Sasha even sang a hippy song about the moon. It was beautiful and we made a special moon tea concoction.


Day Four:
Les Georges Leningrad, Chow Nasty, The Flying Luttenbachers, Postcoitus:
Bottom of the Hill

I love seeing shows at the Bottom of the Hill. By far one of my favorite, more intimate venues. Having seen the Gossip, Solex, and Holly Golightly there in the last year I anticipated seeing the much talked about Les Georges Leningrad. I rolled up with Jennie and Flood, sauntered in and having found myself a drink, continued to order a tofu dog with grilled onions and mustard that proved to be the best bar food I have had in a long time. We took a walk around and looked at the records and shirts for sale, I noticed a lot of super-young girls, and remembered it was an all-ages show. Good. Equal opportunity, I thought. However, it seemed as the time crawled past, there were legions of “can’t look you in the eye” adolescents, and “of course you’re holding the door open for me, I am the most important thing in the world” coked up hipsters. The attitudes swelled, and I was feeling uneasy. Postcoitus was an interesting synthpop duo with little suit jackets with numbers 1 and 2 on them. When the Flying Luttenbachers took the stage and began, I could feel the tension rising. Lots of elbows in the back and feet stepped on later, I couldn’t hang any longer. The Hella-esque sound was driving me out of my mind.

We had planned on hitting up Mezzanine later anyways for the Peels, Lovemakers and DJ sets, so we fled into the night. Parking and some 6th street flavor along the way, we finished our drinks and touched down at Mezzanine, the DJ’s were on fire and right when people started grooving on “Sex Machine,” that awkward silence pre-band performance buzzed. The Peels came out with a forward rock persona, it was catchy and on, but I was still somewhat preoccupied with what a crappy scene Bottom of the Hill had been. I really wanted to experience this “petrochemical rock” I have been hearing so much about. Utterly disappointed and by no means drunk, I stayed through half of the set and took off to meet some friends at the Cat Club, “Hot Pants” was well underway, I couldn’t imagine going inside. I waited outside.

I wrote this:
"Here’s to a night of “rocking” hipsters with their guts hanging out, elbowing you in the back, underage (straight edge?) aggro kids demanding their way through the crowd, drunk girls puking in doorways hunched over. Rock is dead. Officially. It is no wee thing, underdeveloped and full of potential and prospects. The DJ’s were better than the bands by far, whatever happened to craftsmanship? The stage is merely a platform she crawls on for show. Everyone ogles her, what’s so new and/or interesting about that? An alcoholic haze doesn’t help. It’s the same retro shit melted down to mere imperfection (PURE imperfection?). an endless wandering from one event to the next, middle parts quite hazy and imagined. Has this experiment crossed into the mainstream and gone wrong?"


Granted, I was a bit jaded by this point. But I honestly enjoy music. Heart and soul. It was difficult for me to bear witness to the tsunami of ambivalence at these events. Coffin stuffers taking up space, not even watching the band(s), immersed in their self-centered universe of me first when people who might actually enjoy it or have fun couldn’t get tickets. Where was the balance? I was thinking too much and needed some rest. Tomorrow, I thought, is another day. . .


photo by Anthony Musick
Day Five:

Joanna Newsome, Nicolai Dunger, Nedelle, Okay
Swedish American Hall

I got to go sailing the bay with some friends. We drove to Sausalito where the boat is docked, stopping at the market to pick up some sushi and other supplies necessary for a three hour tour. It was nice to see the city from a different point of view. It looked ironically like a pile of rubble up the hills. . .Coming back to the dock around 5:30 Zack said he had seen Joanna Newsome the night before and the show was amazing. I said I was going tonight, “isn’t it a afternoon show?” I had absolutely no idea.


The evening free, I went to a friend’s going away party at Annie’s and much karaoke was had by all. 1am found me, Kym, and Sarah walking into DNA Lounge for the first “Pop Rocks” to get our groove on. We danced most enthusiastically until almost 3:30am.


photo by David Vann
Day Six:

Walkmen, Film School, 20 Minute Loop, Every Move a Picture
Bimbo’s 3645 Club

Eating more fish and chips and a pint at Kennedy’s Irish Pub/Indian Restaurant across the street from Bimbo’s with Christian to prepare for the wrap up night. Another fabulous venue, swank and posh. I arrived as 20 Minute Loop was finishing their set. My name was not on the press list and the nice lady at the ticket window got a Noise Pop representative for me to speak with. I told her my story, and she was super-nice and put me on the list herself. Ticket stub in hand I got stamped for the 20th time of the week and made the rounds. I ran into Ashley and Phil who officially deemed me a “little person,” as the lobby was suddenly a land of giants. Perhaps we will meet later. I grabbed a drink and spotted a large table where one woman was sitting. I asked if I could join her and asked her about the first two bands. “20 Minute Loop was just that, and I couldn’t figure out the emotional landscape of Every Move a Picture, were they angry, sad, about what? I have no idea.” Her friend came and joined her as Film School was about to go on and they took to the floor to get into the action. I sat and I waited, I was exhausted. But Film School is quixotic, and succeeded in taking me to somewhere else. I was thinking of the Cure and Radiohead while listening, slowly drinking my $6 drink that I was not enjoying in the least. A bay area band that rarely plays out, Film School was phenomenal. If you have the chance, see them. Interesting lighting design for the show, the spot was on the bass and guitar players stage right, as the lead singer stayed in the shadows, it was kind of eerie not being able to see him. Perhaps he prefers it that way. When the Walkmen took the stage and the little piano intro warbled in. “We’ve Been Had” summed up the week perfectly:


"We've been had, you say it's over
Sometimes I'm just happy I'm older
We've been had I know it's over
Somehow it got easy to laugh out loud"


A great live performance, flawless. I was glad I wasn’t on the edge of getting in a bar fight or elbowed, or not looked in the eye. I was happy to be sitting at my table with a clear view of the stage, unhindered by the trivialities of the week. The show ended early, and it had finally stopped raining, slick San Francisco streets took me home to my bed I couldn’t wait to get reacquainted with. I looked out the window and thought it would’ve been nice to go out dancing, but perhaps too Fred and Ginger for these modern times.