 
I have found one exceptionally good use for this album: Plague Angel
works wonderfully as a soundtrack to my stairmaster workout! The constant
barrage of blasting and screaming gives me that competitive edge over
my fellow athletes here at Del Boca Vista. When I look over and see
old Morty and Frank pulling away, I simply crank up the Plague Angel
and watch the old bastards fall one by one! Also Moms, I know you’re
all looking for an easy way to take off those last five pounds. Was
your Ab-Roller, Gazelle, or Juicer not giving you the results you’d
expected? By listening to Marduk during your pilates class, the pounds
will literally melt away. Black metal glorifying the Panzer Division
and hymns praising Satan will take your workout to that next level!
Marduk’s Plague Angel: The safe, simple, and effective way to
get fit! - Andrew Andermatt
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